He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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