Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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