we have pet lesbian snakes
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's shark week go big or go home
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Randomize
