So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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