Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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