Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he puts the penis in happiness.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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