Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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