I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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