i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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