At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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