Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
NoShamevember. You game?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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