yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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