Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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