the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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