Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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