Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
This is the high leading the old right now
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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