If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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