she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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