Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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