Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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