How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
