Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
