okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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