Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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