We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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