That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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