I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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