but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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