A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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