Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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