her vagine was all disorganized.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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