Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Everclear isn't food dammit
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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