Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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