This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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