I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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