You're completely useless in the revolution.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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