I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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