There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I met the friendliest cop last night
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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