I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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