Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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