you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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