Nicole vs. Life
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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