I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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