Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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