hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My dick has a subreddit
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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