How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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