he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
barbara walters just said penis...
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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