how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
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