I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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