PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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