your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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