Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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