She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
i think im in europe. pls send help
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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