idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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