Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Enjoy the penises
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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